THE PAKISTANI PROTOCOL FOR 'CARE-TAKER CM OF PUNJAB'

All reading my article please be informed this is the protocol for the care-taker chief minister of Pakistani Punjab.

I don't think any where in the world anyone encounters such protocols so often.

 

The CM lives near my house (believe me i m not filthy rich its just a co-incidence).

 

 

This is unedited movie of the protocol of our beloved chief minister (who is just care taking and is siting in that Small black corolla).

 

 

The corolla is small because the last CM had 2 Mercedes and one BMW in his protocol (both Mercedes were specially built and were bullet proof) plus at least 5 land cruisers (police escort) 2 or 3 VI GO (Personnel security<actually they are elite force people who has seen the cricket matches in Pakistan must know about them) and GOD-knows how many heavy bikes to maintain a steady speed of at least 140 mph on city roads and they can do that too because every road they go on is already emptied just think this road was emptied 10 minutes before the Care-taker CM had to pass.

 

That's the VVIIPPPP culture of Pakistan.

 

Now no person asks me about the protocol of our beloved PRESIDENT GENERAL(retd.).

 

I love to write the word retired now.

 

See yeah people and please post your countries or regions protocol woes.

Reality looks so comical.

This is skull of a dead human (homo sapiens ,exactly the same species as we are, only difference is we dont realize this thing).
As you can see there are some human hands holding it for the sake of studying it but believe me nobody even thinks about what we are actually doing we are just studying different parts of it completely ignoring the fact we are this thing (which is 'no-thing').
We dont ve any reality we are living a lie (currently) it needs to be changed but who cares people would come and go nothing would change.

Condition of a foreign student in PAKISTAN

Hi everyone!
This is a guy from outer space(canada). In 2004 he got admision in medicine in PAKISTAN. He was so happy. Than after sometime(2 months) he felt that its difficult to study medicine. now after 3 years he is feeling the heat . I swear he is not drug addict. Its the HEAT. He dint knw he is wearing pant with a kameez. This scene should always be remembered.

WE ARE ALL INFAKT ADDICTED TO RED BULL IT HELPS US ALOT DURING EXAMS. And offcourse the great NESCAFÉ

The blackout during day.

Haey everyone! I m the normal guy of modern time who depends on electricity for doing anything. That day (6th Dec 2007 ) was the most horrible day of my life (well not exactly that horrible). There was a power SHUTDOWN (loadsheddin fr desis). It is quite normal but that day i dint go to my college just to be at home undisturbed downloading movies and reading novels. But for a guy like me....this act of barbarism that day was unbearable so... I just chilled-out under the hood moaning because of flu. Yes I had flu that day thats why dint go to college.

Ok the opening of gourmet@ new location in Punjab society (southern Lahore)

The gourmet opened in my society on 30 nov 2007 and believe me it was the worst opening i ve ever seen.

so many heads turned out there in one shop i once thought it is the penultimate time and it is the safest place on earth lolz

literally so many heads in one little (a big one infakt but even than little for that many heads and bodies attached to them)

and now the road kz of which it was made,
Haey guys the new road which you can see in the movie and the snaps plz plz believe me it was a single pathetic piece of junk road just 6 months ago thanks to uncle sam we got the money (wohooooo wohooooooo) and came the new expo centre........


ppl started shifting from the locality of gulberg to this once known as pathetic place.....................


that was the point any ways i was late so as to show u the transition of the road and area but i ve got some snaps which may give some a fair idea (after consulting my text)

believe me this zebra krosssing infront of shaukat khanum cancer hospital dint even existed 4 months ago
plz ignore that little suzuki i was a bit shy making that movie nd that guy dint allow us to cross ( aktually bro dint want a scrach on his new kar the backgroung voice is my bro over phone)

this blog is not sponsored by pepsi or coke or the gr8 general moros or toyota so there are not many ads :D

fact is there r not any :D

haey see ya my fans luv u alllllll

wd be uploading an entire album of this road so stick to this...